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Children and Adults of all ages are going hungry. When you donate to FTP we go to the streets to help those directly in need. 

Help feed the planet.

The planet needs some wholesome food.  As humans, we must stop overpopulation. Because of overpopulation, the world is in it’s sixth mass extinction even. 

 Give the Gift of Safe, Clean, Plastic Free Water. Help Stop Plastic Pollution.  

A non-profit to help raise awareness about the plastic entering our oceans. By 2050, some experts project there will be more plastic in the ocean than fish. Some suggest, plastics could wipe-out plankton. If you wipe of plankton and all other bottom food chain species in the ocean, humanity could end. Strong words of warning.  However, we can stop this with a simple change. Buy your products in paper boxes versus plastic bottles. Logs and drift wood are naturally found in water, not plastic. Why isn’t there more box waters on the market? There are only a few companies who have the ability to manufacture boxes that can hold water! Those few manufactures aren’t taking new customers! However, with your help, we can help box water replace plastic in the stores.

Box Water! Is here to save the ocean from toxic plastic!

We are seeking donations to help the cause. Please donate today. We use your donation to help the environment. We want to stop plastics from ruining the oceans. Also, we want to help any cause to help the environment. Guess who’s the most responsible for destruction of the planet? People. Help stop overpopulation. 

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We help feed the homeless.

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  • Funny to People

    Plastic bottles are quickly destroying ocean life. The most eco-friendly container for water is a reusable one. However, if you must buy a throw away container use "water in a box, " which is the most eco-friendly provided the paper was sourced properly.  Recently, 1/3 species of frogs have died. How would you feel if 1/3 of your in-laws died. Probably the same way you feel about the frogs.  They say having children is the most selfless act. I'd say it's the most selfish thing since it looks just like you. Adopt someone that looks just like you. 

    EarthMan

    I am Earth Man. I derive all my powers from the Earth Itself. My kryptonite? Plastic. And the stuff is everywhere. What’s the second thing that goes into a baby’s mouth, after breastfeeding? A bubbie. A passy. A plastic pacifier. Because how could that cause any problems? Let the newborn’s system suck down a few plastic molecules, maybe it will make her waterproof! Seriously, what is wrong with you people? Have you seen the oceans? It’s like watching a liquid garbage dump. Oh, that’s so beautiful, how the dolphins are weaving in and out of the two-liter soda bottles!  And cleaning plastic out of the ocean? It’s basically the head lice of the world’s water system. How do you even do it? Do you say, “Here, baggie baggie, float to Daddy! Yes, you used to be a kid’s bouncy ball, but now you’re getting sucked up and shot out of whale blow-holes.” Ah, this job sucks. I knew I should have become MarsMan. So it’s 900,000 degrees there? I like the heat.
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